First off, I would like to thank everyone and everybun for all the nice birthday wishes I got last month. They were very much appreciated. The birthday cookies were yummy indeed, although I would have preferred to have been allowed to eat them all at once. Thanks also for all the congrats for my fourth year as a Bunspace calendar model--I have put a lot of hard work into being as cute as I am and I'm happy to say that all that hard work is finally paying off.
Now, I've chosen to update the blog myself today because I have some good news--it looks like they've finally found a new home for The Boy. According to Mum, he is going to be going to Maryland next month to live in some place called Towson University, where there are apparently other Boys just like him (and a few Girls as well), so hopefully he will make some new friends and go on to live a happy, healthy life. He and Mum are leaving tomorrow for something called "orientation"--I guess that's where he will get to meet his new family and whatnot. My alternate slave (Mum's sister) will be coming by to make sure all my needs are met while Mum is gone, since although The Big Guy is also staying home, he is completely unqualified to properly care for a rabbit. As is, he seems to be under the impression that my slave is going to be taking care of him--as if, pal! Get your own personal slave.
I suppose I will miss The Boy when he is finally gone; he does pet me and give me treats from time to time, and he is a far better photographer than Mum when I need to make sure all my cuteness is properly displayed, but he is also a pain in the butt and refuses to recognize my superiority in the household, so it's time for him to leave. I've already had to poop in his flipflops twice this week to let him know who's in charge here, yet he still doesn't get it (Mum thought it was highly amusing, though).
Once he's gone, I'll probably move into his room--I could use the extra space. Perhaps now I can have that carrot juice bar I always wanted, and maybe some bigger thrones and...what's that, Mum?...What do you mean, "he's not going away forever"?...Oh, come onnnnn!...
Crap. Foiled again. I guess it's back to eBun...
Note from Jade: Yes, the Boy and I are off to Baltimore this weekend for his college orientation, so I have been running around like a chicken with my head cut off all week--and I still have to pack! Will post more stuff once I get home. Hugs and much love to everyone and everybun!
