Monday, November 11, 2013

The Fine Art of Slave Training

Yesterday, I was late bringing His Majesty his food. As all bunneh slaves know, that is a transgression that cannot be overlooked. As punishment, I was given a thorough snubbing last night.

(Apologies for the blurry pic--cell phones do not handle distance well.)

Checking out of the corner of his eye to see if I have been punished enough.

The snubbing lasted for about a half-hour or so, since His Majesty is generally a benevolent despot and doesn't like to overdo the punishment. Afterwards, he came over to check on me:

"Now don't go doing that again or I will have to snub you even harder next time.
Yes, you can pet me now. I forgive you...this time."

Yes, I do believe I am forgiven. (Note to fellow bunneh-slaves: a good ear rub will melt even the toughest bunneh.) 




I may have overdone it, though; I ended up with a big fuzzy puddle of melted bun in my lap. Do you how hard that is to get off your pajamas? 

13 comments:

Lalis said...

I want a fuzzy puddle of melted bun on me!!! Mine are still too young and not very trusting unless I smell of food. *sigh*

Bunny-Hugging Volunteer said...

I also am jealous of your fuzzy puddle! All I get from Whisky if I'm reclining on the sofa is paw punches (usually on the leg, but often in the crotch) to indicate "Oi! Extra snacks! Now!".

Lisa Konet said...

All the rubs and cuddling are totally worth the permanent bunneh hair <3....Lisa Konet

Lisa Konet said...

It is worth all the permanent bunny fuzz when your bun cuddles up to you and pancakes on you in contentment.

Lavender Rabbit said...

There is nothing better than a nice warm flat bunny in your lap!

Rabbits' Guy said...

Bottle it .....

Christina said...

I wouldn't be able to handle it if he snubbed me. I would be in tears.

SixBunnies said...

That is the most precious picture, ever! As tough of a slave driver as he is, Mr. Mick is such a softie! He loves his mommy! :)

Mr. Mick and Jade said...

Good thing he does love me--otherwise I'd be the puddle of goo melted under the laser glare of disapproval.

bunnits said...

Yes, the snubbing is harsh punishment, but the puddled bun aftermath is worth it.

The human said...

brilliant photo of that big squidge of a bunny puddle! Want to squish him x

Michelle May-The Raspberry Rabbits said...

I love that boy so much. What a sweetie!

speedyrabbit said...

he is just a cute little softy,xx Rachel